What can I use to masturbate?

Ok, so I don't want to put anything IN my vagina. I'm 11 and I don't want to pop my cherry. I need to know what household things I can use to stimulate my clitoris. I have fingered myself with one finger before, but I didn't feel anything and it was a complete waste of time. I masturbate usually by sitting on the edge of my tub with my legs spread open and holding the shower head so it shoots water at my clit or by humping pillows. Just so you know, I do not have an electric toothbrush and I'm not going to buy one.

If adam was vietnamese, will he eat the snake instead?

I mean, Adam was prolly like "holy filiping Christ dude, a talking snake，must eat it so I can grow its power, I love snakes man", then we don't have to be punished because some of us stole some apple back in the days, no more nailing dudes on the cross so we can be saved stuff, imagine how many time we can save if we have a VietnAmese Adam

Would I get into these colleges with these grades/extracurriculars?

Looks pretty good, only thing you got to worry about is your test scores. Other than that you have a very good chance of getting into your list of colleges

What, exactly, is this "linguistic data" that is evidence for any of the supernatural stories in the bible?

There can be no linguistic data that supports the veracity of supernatural events. No matter what language you use, you are essentially still telling a story about events that may be entirely fabricated.

More vagina help??????????????

THIS TIME we had very sweaty sex, like HOT AND STEAMY. soooo he wanted some more fun and decided to clean his teeth at the same time. SO he put a toothbrush in my vagina with toothpaste on it and everything but here's the thing: he put mouthwash in the flaps and it burned like crazy and still keeps on burning. WHAT DO I DO???D:

Various SINGNs pointing towards God---Isn't it sin to insult one or others and create hatred over them?

It's great that you're tolerant towards people of other religions. See, there's the problem- there aren't enough people willing to respect the beliefs and thoughts of their peers. This is one of the many reasons as to why our social structure is crumbling. Creating hatred over anything is stupidity and ignorance.

What are the linguistic features behind the name Yellow Strawberry Hairdressing?

...totally stuck. :/ The question's on semantics, I can only think of strawberry blonde, a Beatles reference as Ringo wanted to be a hairdresser (yep that's how stuck I am) and that fruit's all fresh and nice etc... common in salon names and the like. I have no idea if there's an actual proper answer or if that really is it, but I can't find anything else and that seems pretty weak. Any help would be appreciated, thanks